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Author: Edonil
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-15-04 - Updated: 12-15-04 - Complete - id:1783787

Thoughts

This could be a little hard to understand... This has no description, only dialogue, and thoughts. When I wrote it, I used different colours, but I couldn't figure out how to do that here, so you'll have to suffer through the character's initials telling you who's talking/thinking. Thoughts are italic, words are in quotations.

Key:

A: Azure’s thoughts. “Azure’s lines.”

S: Scarlett’s thoughts. “Scarlett’s lines.”

X: Xanthous’s thoughts. “Xanthous’s lines.”


A: “Pardon my intrusion, but I request a chance to speak with you, Mistress Scarlett-”

S: “I ain’t got nothin’ to spek about.”

A: She is going to be difficult… “It will not take long.”

S: Waltzin’ in ‘ere as if she didn’t do a thing… “I s’ppose I kin spare a moment.”

A: So she’s going to cooperate. Surprising. I didn’t give her enough credit. “I thought you’d agree.”

S: She did, did she? I’d better shake ‘er up a bit, pull ‘er off that ‘igh and lofty perch… “It’s nice t’ know I’m predict’ble. What’s on yer mind, Lady Azure?”

A: Is that sarcasm? Directed towards me? How dare she?! That little… “I wish to speak to you about Xanthous.”

S: That minx! I’ll kill ‘er! Rip ‘er limb from backstabbing limb! “An’ what about ‘im d’ya wanna say?”

A: So calm. Interesting. I’ll have to remedy that. “The little… issue that occurred yesterday.”

S: Little issue? Why I oughtta… “I s’ppose we ought t’ chat a little.”

A: I suppose it’s a good thing she is cooperating, but… it would have been fun to see her throw a hissy-fit. “It was a little… awkward, yesterday…”

S: AWKWARD! Me walkin’ in on them two, kissin’! Why, I oughtta… “I s’ppose ya could say that.”

A: Does nothing shake her emotional façade? “And I really would like to apologize.”

S: Apologize! Hah! Kissin’ my boyfriend… I s’ppose I should give ‘er the benefit of the doubt so long as she don’t say ‘apologize profusely’. That always means they’re lying-

A: Does she believe me? Does she know I’m lying? “In fact, I apologize profusely.”

S: Hah! She’s lyin’! “Thank you for the apology.

A: Is that all she’s going to say?

S: Won’t she say something? Why is she lookin’ at me like that? I feel watched. “What is…? Are you two…?”

A: Foolish girl! Does she think she stands a chance with Xanthous? Doesn’t she know that he came to me? I suppose not. Of course, we aren’t dating officially yet, and he hasn’t talked to me since then, but… “Yes, we’re dating.”

S: WHAT?! I’ll kill ‘er! ‘Orribly an’ painfully! I’ll rip ‘er limb from bloody, gods-cursed, back-stabbing, double-crossing limb, burn ‘er alive, drop ‘er in a vat of boiling oil! “Congratulations. Good luck in your relationship.”

X: What’s this? “What’s this?”

S: Im! Comin’ in an’ lookin’ so ‘igh an’ mighty… “I ‘ear you two are datin’. Good luck.”

X: What? “What? Uh… Scarlett… I’ve been meaning to tell you… I wanted to break up first though… That’s why I kissed… I guess it didn’t work…”

S: What’s ‘e goin’ on about? “Just say it!”

X: How do I say this gently…? “I’m… homosexual.”

A: WHAT?! A GAY guy kissed me? I feel so insulted!


So, what did you think? It was fun to write... Please R&R!


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