Life sucks

Woohoo

Life is such a wonderful party

Woohoo

If it was a party, I would have left already

It sucks that much

In fact, if it was a party, I'd have never went

Because Life is a party

and Life sucks

So parties suck

Except Life cereal

I don't know if there is such a cereal

But someone said there was

They were probably lying

Because most cereal sucks as a rule

I have three diffeent kinds of cereal

They all suck

The boxes are either too small or too large and aren't shaped right

For my liking, all cereal shall come in bowl shaped boxes,

So that you can just pour the milk in

I was talking to this girl and she told me there was milk in the ozone layer

And I am inclined to believe her

Because it just makes sense

Doesn't it?

Milk scares me

It is #54 on my list of things I'm terrified of

Don't even smile at that, either

People shouldn't smile, they should grin

Grinning is what you do if your evil or insane or you have a stupid author

See how long I have rambled on?