I Am Your Underwear

Your bum is white and hairy.

My view is rather scary.

You are not very clean.

And ought to improve your hygiene.

My life is filled with you.

During everything you do.

Everywhere I look is dark.

On my cotton your stains leave their mark.

Without me you are lost.

We are partners, despite the cost.

I am the one who makes your bottom not bare.

I am your underwear.