WRITER’S COMMENTARY: HA! This is funny...like seriously, nearly everything I wrote in Middle and High School was during class time when I was bored. And I remember writing this one in English class when we were learning about Chivalry (which is honestly pretty much dead, sadly) and I was making fun of one of the poems about a pathetic Princess awaiting her Knight to come rescue her from bordom and take her away...

When Will You Come...

Oh great Prince on your faithful steed,

Where, Oh where, Oh where art thee?

I’m in my tower, laying on my bed of roses

...awaiting my sweet Knight to take me far, far away...

AND WHERE ART THEE???????

I’m on a friggen’ BED OF ROSES DAMMIT!!!!

Where the hell art thee???

Any time now...

Anyone... anyone?

How long does it take dammit?

I’ve been up here my whole bloody life already...

I’m getting old...

Yeah, and fatter by the day...

Better hurry,

...Any takers????

GOSH!? Okay, well its been SO long...

and that Peasant boy is looking better everyday...

Oh, what’s that Peasant boy?...

Oh, why yes, please come up and keep me entertained...

...and such….?