The Elbib

The Basics:

Cloud Seven - If your good your entire life you go to Cloud Seven... not Cloud Nine! Becuase...... 789!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!111 Oh yes, and it requires a really long waiting process run by the Department of Holyland Security. The great leader of

Zell - If your bad.... you go to... ZELL! Yes, Zell. Zell is hell for our folk. It's run by Zell Miller and Ralph Nader is his bitch. You shall burn in the red flames of Republicanism!!! MWAHAHAHAAH!!!!

Penalty Box - If you do commit sins, you got to the Penalty Box... and spend 5 seconds years and be cleansed in hot sulfuric acid... and your still half alive somewhat... well your soul is!

The Five Commandments:

1. Thou must be straight-edge (sXe) (No smoking, no drugs, no beer!)

2. Thou must not fuck my girlfriend or they shall be sent to a place worser then Zell....

3. Thou must masturbate fives time a day and seek a mate.

4. Thou must not sellout.

5. All your base are belong to us.