The Newscast
Staring Bob and Bob

Bob 1 - Hello and welcome to News with Bob and Bob. I'm Bob 1 and this is Bob 2. (Points to ugly guy with a fumanchu mustache)

Bob 2 - Hey! Why do you get to be Bob 1?!

Bob 1 - Because.

Bob 2 - Because why?

Bob 1 - Because!

Bob 2 - Because why?!

Bob 1 - Shut UP! Gosh!

Bob 2 - FINE!

Bob 1 - FINE!!

Bob 2 - FINE!!!

Bob 1 - FINE!!!! Gosh!

Bob 2 - Gosh yourself.

Bob 1 - Shut UP! Gosh! Back to the news. Anyway......(glares at Bob 2)

Bob 2 - Yeah, the news. (glares back at Bob 1)

Bob 1 - (glares while rolling his eyes)

Bob 2 - (glares while rolling his eyes and squinting up his nose)

Bob 1 - You're SO stupid!

Bob 2 - What EVER!

Bob 1 - Gosh!

Bob 2 - Gosh!!

Bob 1 - Shut UP! Gosh!!!

Bob 2 - Errrr

Bob 1 - I'm hungry!

Bob 2 - Shut up and do the news.

Bob 1 - How can I do the news if I'm HUNGRY?!

Bob 2 - Then eat some cheesecake or something.

Bob 1 - Fine I will!

Commercial Break

Bob 1 - We're back............with CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!

Bob 2 - Mmmmmmmmmm

Bob 1 - This is good!

Bob 2 - Yeah!

( TEN MINUTES LATER )

Bob 1 - Yeah...............well, that cheesecake was good.

Bob 2 - Yeah

Bob 1 - Yeah

Turtle Guy - Hey Bobs! Get to the news!

Bob 1 - Get out of the script Turtle Guy! This is for Bobs ONLY!

Bob 2 - Yeah! Just Bobs!

Turtle Guy - FINE!!

Bobs - GOOD!

Turtle Guy - (Mutters quietly to himself) I WILL KILL you Bobs.

Plays dramatic music

Announcer Dude - We'll be back next week with an ALL NEW EPISODE!!

Bobs - Hey get out of the script!