Welcome to Stupidville.

Population nine-oh-nine.

You can be a stupid person too

All you gotta do is move to Stupidville!

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Oh... the local Catholic priest is fucking children in his room.

And the evilangist minister is doing some gay-bashing too.

Depsite that is valiant Bush supporter...

He must have overlooked the fact that Cheney's daugther is a lesbian!

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Welcome to Stupidville.

Population nine-oh-nine.

You can be a stupid person too

All you gotta do is move to Stupidville!

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Now we have strip club in Downtown too.

We love to see our women-folk's boobies.

But when we saw the boo..bie at the Super Bowl

We got a lil excited too!

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Welcome to Stupidville.

Population nine-oh-nine.

You can be a stupid person too

All you gotta do is move to Stupidville!

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Now over on the outsrkits is the gun club.

It's full gun-toting, packed NRA members.

They love their guns.

But when Columbine came around.

They just blamed DOOM II.

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Welcome to Stupidville.

Population nine-oh-nine.

You can be a stupid person too

All you gotta do is move to Stupidville!

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Now we have to be careful coz of trrrists.

We lynch the local black folk

and beat up Muhammud the taxi man!

We raided and kill some gays... because their corrupting our ways!

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Welcome to Stupidville.

Population nine-oh-nine.

You can be a stupid person too

All you gotta do is move to Stupidville!

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Now over on the farm live Mabel and Billy Bob.

They fuck their goat 12 times a day.

While Billy Bob is off fighting the good fight.

Welcome to Stupidville.

Population nine-oh-nine.

You can be a stupid person too

All you gotta do is move to Stupidville!

All you gotta do is move to Stupidville!

All you gotta do is move to Stupidville!

S.T.U.P.I.D.V.I.L.L.E!!!!!