A/N (please read this): This song was written by my friend EiSeL and me during Chorus one day while we were bored. It’s about our math teacher, Mr. Caskey, whom we have nicknamed Capitan Casket. We later found out Mr. Caskey was a nice person, even thought he can’t teach worth a crap, but at the time we felt a great deal of contempt for him and his teaching skills.

More Info on Capitan Casket: He gardens. He has a funny hat. He likes to mention Einstein. He’s bald. He’s old. He never does anything to make us pay attention in class (we’re on our laptops all the time). He rarely pays attention to us (one boy in my class sleeps the entire period, in the front row, and never gets in trouble. The other day, another boy left and re-entered the class repeatedly and Mr. Caskey didn’t notice). He gets off topic quite often. More info on him (and a picture)(sorry about having to write dot and equal sign): http:setiathome2 (dot) ssl (dot) berkeley (dot) edu/fcgi-bin/fcgi?cmd (equal sign) view feedback&id (equal sign) 44507

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Ode to Casket

Who’s the man who hails Einstein?
Casket! Casket!
Who has a head that really shines?
Casket! Casket!
Who has hair that’s crescent shaped
and has ears just like an ape?
Casket! Casket! Casket!

He babbles incoherently
He doesn’t teach Geometry
His ties are really scaring me
Why won’t he go away? Away?

Who’s the man whose chin protrudes?
Casket! Casket!
Who puts me in a foul mood?
Casket! Casket!
Whose class is really study hall
because he cannot teach at all?
Casket! Casket! Casket!

I think his hat is really odd
And gardening should be outlawed
Why must he be such a nimrod?
I wish he’d go away! Away!

Why did our school hire him?
I think he’s such a quack
It really wouldn’t bother me
If he never came back

Casket! Casket!
Capitan Casket!
Casket! Casket!
What a freak!
Casket! Casket!
Capitan Casket!
Casket! Casket!
He really reeks!

Who’s the man who scares us all?
Casket! Casket!
Whose face makes all our skin crawl?
Casket! Casket!
Who cannot ever stay on topic
Because his brain is microscopic?
Casket! Casket! Casket!

Casket, I am begging you
Please would you just leave our school
I’m not trying to be cruel
But please just go away! Away!

Why did our school hire him?
I think he’s such a quack
It really wouldn’t bother me
If he never came back

Casket! Casket!
Capitan Casket!
Casket! Casket!
What a freak!
Casket! Casket!
Capitan Casket!
Casket! Casket!
He really reeks!

Casket! Casket!
Capitan Casket!
Casket! Casket!
What a freak!
Casket! Casket!
Capitan Casket!
Casket! Casket!
He really reeks!

Ponyboy Curtis and EiSeL

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