Hi. In case you don’t know this already, I’m Z-Dub. (And if you didn’t notice, how can you read this?) You’re probably wondering how much chutzpah it takes to write this and what qualifies me to do it, and what I look like. It takes a lot of balls to write this, and I’m qualified for several reasons. First off, during a period of one month, I went from being a lonely guy with zero females to a chick magnet with eight friends “with benefits”, meaning that I could go out on dates with them and do pretty much anything physical with no commitment at all. Second, I’m 5'7" with a dark tan, dark brown hair, and hazel eyes. I weigh 140 lbs with 13 body fat, and have an athletic body type.

The third question you have is probably “How can I be sure this works?”

Well, you can’t. I’m not going to guarantee success. It worked for me, and it worked for my male friends who follow the same philosophy. If it doesn’t work for you at all, you still learned something: what doesn’t work for you. Then you can write your own guide to getting female attention. And no, I’m not trying to stereotype or objectify women. Any of the people who know me can attest to the fact that I’m highly feminine and believe that women are superior to men. Just look at my rant “Just Because I’m A Male Doesn’t Mean I’m A Penis.”

I also never cheat on anybody. If I’m going out with one girl on a relationship basis, I don’t mess around with other girls. Any outings we have are clearly friend-only.

Now, before I actually get started on telling you what I did, there are several myths that I’d like to dispose of that virtually everyone I know believes.

Myth #1: The Nice Guy Always Finishes Last

BULLSHIT! I always was the kind of guy who’d sit on the phone for hours with a girl, listening to her bitch about her boyfriend. I’d go out and watch her point out hot guys. I’d reassure her that her pants made her ass look nice. And it worked.

The reason why it doesn’t work for most guys is one of two reasons. The first is that they initially come off as wanting to be “just friends.” The second reason is because they think “If I’m nice enough to her, she’ll let me hit it.”

Never, ever, ever come across as just wanting to be friends unless that’s all you want. Always leave open the possibility that you want to go out.

Girls can tell that you’re thinking with your dick just by the way you look at them or the things you say around them. Now, some girls will want to fuck you, but consider the fact that they probably did this with at least one or two guys, possibly more, and possibly in the same day. Sloppy seconds isn’t the way to go.

Myth #2: Size Matters

A friend of mine once said, “It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. You can get to Hawaii in a rowboat, but it’ll take forever. But you’re not going to make it in the Titanic, either.”

She’s right. Forget all the “male enhancement” ads you see in your Playboy. They’re preying on your insecurity. (And no, I’m not going to tell you my accomplishments in that area. That’s private.)

Myth #3: I Have To Change Myself

Why anybody thinks this is beyond me. If you act different than yourself, girls will fall for someone you aren’t. When the truth comes out, you’ll be dumped. Simple logic.

The only thing you have to change is your bad habits, like cheating or abusing. Those traits will get you nowhere.

Myth #4: I Can’t Get A Date

There are 6,413,003,280 people in the world. At least half of them are female. That’s 3,206,501,640 women out there. Now, if 1 in 100 people you ask on a date will go with you, that’s about 32,065,016 women who are willing to go out with you. Not bad, eh?

Myth #5: I’m Good In Bed

As far as I know, you may be. I really don’t want to find out. But somewhere around the figure of 80 of women have faked orgasms. So the odds are that you’re not as good as you think you are. But keep on thinking that you are. You need the confidence boost.