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Author: AutisticPsycho
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 1 - Published: 01-17-05 - Updated: 01-17-05 - id:1810082

Theres a creepy little old guy

who lives on my street


He loves little boys just like me

loves to give them candy and

invites them in

They always come out a little scared

I don't know why


Theres a creepy little old guy

who lives on my street

He wanted to show me his puppy

but I knew better

Becuase I never him with one

Something must be wrong with him


Theres a creepy little old guy

who lives on my street

There was a day

when these guy in jackets

Knocked on his door

and kicked it in

They hauled him out the door

and into to a car

Now the creepy old guy

lives no more!



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