A/N: Cute, fluffy, and VERY scary! Reviews welcome!

Note: I will not reveal the grade in which I wrote it. For sanities sake (although, looking at the poem, sanity seems to be a virtue that is decidedly absent in me), we will pretend that all grammatical and spelling errors were done on purpose. Really, they were. Part of the whole satire thing, y'know. Yeah, I'm just a regular Voltaire like that. Really. Practically a satiric genious, am I.

Cute little puppies play

Oh what a wonderful day

There is a fluffy cute kitten

I shall call her mitten

Prettyful rainbows are so bright

What a happy sight

The sky is blue

There’s a girl in pink called sue

Dancing with the flowers

With there talking powers

The trees sing

And the sweet bells ring

Everything’s happy and sweet

The cute birdies go "tweet Tweet"

Bunnies go "hippity Hop"

Hills with flowers on top

Everything is cute and cuddly

And I’m so bubbly

If the above note tells you anything, I really did write like that at some point. Not now, though. Really, I swear it.