Shooting Star

Issue 01 Meet Falla

Narrator: The beautiful Sunday City. The peaceful city and home of me, Robert Burnstin. I go to sleep praying something fun and exciting would happen in this shithole city. But now I wish I hadnt prayed for because I got it double the damage! And I owe it all to a damn cat I bought in the pet store. I'd say it all happened about six months ago...

Rob: Walking inside his house Man! School sucks! Sits his bookbag on the table Mom!! Im home!!

Mom: Runs out from his room with only her bra and panties on Oh right....I forgot all about you Robbie.

Rob: Growls Gee, a real mom that cares would at least ask me how my day was today.

Mom: Stares at Rob cluelessly.......I dont care....

Rob: Sighs and slowly starts to walk away I hate my life....Sits on the couch

Mom: Oh yeah and I forgot to tell you. You remember Snuggles? Our beautiful and lovable kitten?

Rob: Of course! How the heck could I forget my own kitten? Where is she by the way?

Mom: Starts to get sweaty Well uh....

Rob: Stands up Well uh what? Come on Mom! Where's Snuggles?

Mom: Well you see, I was going to the work. I was late as it was and I was in a rush and I wasnt paying attention what the hell I was doing. Anyway....I was backing up slowly, and slowly, and slowly but I guess I wasnt backing up slowly enough....Heh heh....

Rob: Shrugs shoulders Meaning?

Mom: Drops on her knees in dramatic shame I.....I RAN OVER SNUGGLES!!!!

Rob: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Scream echoes throughout the entire city How could you let this kinda shit happen?!

Mom: I sort had a bit too much to drink before I went outside. Laughs at herself I guess why they say dont drink and drive...

Rob: Well Mom, if you need me, im going to the top of the house to commit suicide. But im sure you wont even notice that my dead...Attempts to walk off

Mom: Grabs Rob by the back of his shirt Robert K. Burnstin! Dont you walk away from a situation like this! Hands Rob five dollars Now I want you to go to the pet store and buy us a new kitten. Got that sweetheart?

Rob: Turns his back Whats the use? You'll just get drunk and run it over like you did Snuggles....!

Mom: Headbutts Rob out the door GET YOUR SWEET AND SOUR ASS TO THE PET STORE!!! AND DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOU BRING BACK A NEW KITTEN!!!!! Slams the door as hard as she can creating a loud noise

Rob: Staggers to his feet and rubs the back of his head She's a big bitch....

Soon, Rob arrives at Petcon and walks in

Clerk: At the service desk Hello and welcome to Petcon. Can I help you pick a pet?

Rob: Shakes his head Im looking for a kitten. You got any of those still in stock my good man?

Clerk: Walks to a nearby cage We have plenty of kittens. Just tell me what youre looking for in a kitten. Any specific color?

Rob: Notices a brown and white striped kitten Hey! That kitten looks cool! I want her...Or it...or whatever it is....

Clerk: Jumps in front of the cage Oh no no! That cat is forbidden! I mustnt let you have that kitten!! Its isnt....normal....

Rob: Come on! Its just a cat! I'll pay you five bucks for it.

Clerk: Sighs Fine. If you must have the kitten, then take it. Hands Rob the cage But let me warn you! Never come back to this shop again!

Rob: Holding the cage Cool. Whatever.

The clerk watches as Rob walks out the store. He shakes his head in disappointment at Rob's poor decision.

Clerk: That poor bastard. He has no idea what the hell he just did.

Rob finally returns home. He sets the cage with the kitten on the table and opens the door. The kitten runs out and starts licking her paws.

Rob: All right. Now to go get the cat nip. Walks around the corner and then walks back Ok kitten! I got your.....Stares to see a giant cat like woman with her back turned AHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!

???: Turns around and stares at Rob Well well....Youre sexy. Walks toward Rob

Rob: Starts to walk backward Leave me alone and get out of my house you fiendish fiend!

???: Presses Rob against the wall with both her boobs You may be a kid but I love kids. Jams her hands between his legs So what do you wanna do with me?

Rob: Who....who....are you....?

???: The name's Falla baby...Tongue kisses Rob for a while Mmmm! You have a nice tongue! Snickers and thinks dirty What else can you do with it? I bet I can guess....Grins

Rob: Pushes Falla off of him Get away from me! Runs away

Falla: Drops her head and the shakes it Why do they always do this? Dashes after Rob and tackles hm against a bed

Rob: Struggles to break free Let go of me freak!

Falla is about to pull down her shirt to reveal her large boobs but is stopped by the front door opening.

Mom: Walking inside Robbie dear! Im here! Did you buy the kitten?

Falla: Well, thats my que! Explodes into a cloud of smoke and emerges into the brown and white striped kitten

Mom: Walks into the same room as Rob to see Falla in kitten form AW!!! Eyes go all sparkly Its even cuter than Snuggles! Picks up Falla and rubs her against her cheeks You can acually do something right Robbie!

Rob: Points nervously M-M-Mom! That thing tried to rape me! Get it away from here!

Mom: Rob! Dont be so silly! And for using the word rape in this house, GET TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM!!!

Hours later in Rob's room...

Rob: Staring out the window with his hand on his chin Why did this all have to happen today?

Suddenly the door behind Rob is opened and Falla walks in.

Falla: Hey baby...You wanna...

Rob: Interupts Falla What do you want?

Falla: Puts her arm around Rob and brings him closer to her You baby and all you...

Falla and a depressed Rob star out the window together From out the corner of the sky, a shooting star comes speeding by.

Falla: Smiles warmly Do you see that Robbie? That shooting star means we're meant to be together...Moves in, presses Rob against a nearby table and locks lips with him again

Rob: Struggles for a minute but gives up hope and starts enjoying the moment Mmmm....Starts moving and stroking his hands down Falla's body