Shooting Star

Issue 06 "Remember the Shooting Star"

Note: This is the final issue of Shooting Star. No there will not be a part two or anything like that. Enjoy and accept the story for what it is or whatever you believe it to be.

Rob: Laying in bed and wakes up Man, I hate getting up. Turns to his left to see Falla with her eyes wide open You're here all ready...

Falla: Well yeah. I'm here every morning. Arent you going to yell at me for not giving you space or something.

Rob: Nah, its ok. Gets out of bed and yarns

Falla: Its ok? Also gets out of bed Are you all right? Looks in his ear I dont believe you!

Rob: Pushes Falla away Yeah I'm ok. Cant it be ok for me to want you in the bed with me?

Falla: You wanted me in the bed with you?

Rob: Look, if youre going to make a big deal out of it Falla then forget it. Looks out his window to see a police squad outside Uh Falla, come look at this.

Falla: Walks to the window This better be g... Notices the police squad What could they possibly want?

Rob: They want you Falla! This is all your fault! Runs around in a blind panic I'M GONNA DIE!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

Rob's mother walks outside, bends over and picks up the newspaper. Once she comes back up, she stares at the squad of police aimming M-16's at her.

Mom: What? What did I do?

Officer: Walks to her Excuse me ma'am but I'm Officer Seymour and I'm looking for a strange cat like woman. Reports says it might be inside your household.

Mom: Grabs his tie I'll show you a cat girl...

Officer Seymour: Pushes her away Not now woman! Whispers Maybe later... Hands her a card Here's my number. I have a wife so never come to my house unless you absolutely have to. By the way, she's bisexual...

Inside the house...

Falla: Opens the closet They want me do they? Lets see how bad! Reaches in and grabs the Plasma Rifle

Rob: Falla, what in the hell do you plan to do with...

Falla: Speeds past Rob and dives out the window onto a car

Cop: Uh sir...

Officer Seymour: Making out with Rob's mother Not now you asshole! Continues to make out with her

Cop: But sir! Its the cat girl.

Officer Seymour: Throws her to the side Oh. BLOW HER TO HELL!!

Falla: Aims the Plasma Rifle Blow me to hell with you?! Shoots the rifle releasing a small plasma rifle blowing up several cars and cops

Officer Seymour: Hiding behind a tree Shit! This is harder than I thought! Pulls out his gun and shoots Falla in the shoulder

Falla: Blasting away with the Plasma Rifle DIE BITCHES!!! Gets shot by the bullet Ow! Drops to one knee

Officer Seymour: Aims at Falla's head This one will do it! Gets the gun kicked out of his hand What the hell? Turns around to see Rob standing over him

Rob: You wont hurt Falla anymore! Punches him across the face

Officer Seymour: Flops on the ground You kill me now, and what will you become you sick little man! Huh?

Rob: Kill...you...? I only punched you...

Officer Seymour: One punch, thats all it takes!

Falla: Falls off the car and on the ground on her back

The cops surround Falla and attempt to shoot her. Before they get a chance, a bright white light shines on them. They look up to see a spaceship hovering over them. The spaceship lands on the ground and the long step way hits the ground.

Rob: Whats that?

Walking from out of the spaceship is a cat like man with a cape and a sword by his side.

Falla: Looks up Dad...?

Rob: Falla's father?

Officer Seymour: That must be the King Bulla...

Bulla: Out of the way humans! Pulls out a Plasma Rifle of his own and blows the cops away disintegrating them Falla, you've been on Earth long enough. Walks toward her Its time to take you back to your home planet.

Falla: Staggers to her feet Tell me, why am I here? Because you didnt want me! So you sent me here to another planet to live the rest of my life as a kitten! Well guess what! Someone bought me! Points to Rob I never thought I could love someone like I love him. Hell, I never knew what love meant until I met him. Aims at Bulla And now you think you can just come down to Earth and retrieve me any time you want?! Pulls the trigger

Bulla: Hmph! Aims and pulls the trigger

Both Falla's plasma energy and Bulla's plasma energy collide fighting to break through one another. Electric bolts surround the energy. Finally Bulla's plasma energy breaks past and hits Falla in her chest.

Falla: Gets hit AAAUUGGHH!!! Flies back a few feet and hit the ground

Bulla: Walks forward toward Falla Falla how pathetic. Why fall for these dumbass creatures on this dumbass planet?

Rob: Runs in front of Bulla Listen! You're not going to take Falla from me! Punches him again, again and again in his stomach

Bulla: Doesnt fell a thing Get out of the damn way! Kicks Rob into a car

Rob: Flies into the car AHH!!

Falla: Staggers to her feet No...no...You hurt Robbie-Poo... You fucker! Digs in her pocket and gets out a piece of candy Here's my wild card... Eats the candy YYYYYEEEEEAAHHHHGGGHHHH!!! Gains 3 times the power she had as a blue aura surrounds her

Bulla: Steps back What? Your power gains height by eating a simple piece of candy?!

Falla: Drops the Plasma Rifle and dashes in front of Bulla Shut up!! Punches him across the face

Bulla: UGH! Flies back and slides along the ground

Falla: Jumps in the air, comes down and stomps on Bulla's stomach SON OF A BITCH!! Begins to rapidly punch him I'LL KILL YOU!!

Rob: Staggers to his feet to see Falla fighting with Bulla Falla! Stop! Dont kill him!

Falla: Stops and looks up at Rob Robbie-Poo... Looks down at Bulla Robert...

Rob: You called me Robert.

Falla: Yeah. Look, there's only one way for me to get rid of Bulla once and for all. Its a spell that I know of. I learned it from my home planet. It sends me and another person to the depths of outer space. There we'll probably die of lack of oxygen.

Rob: Falla dont do it. I rather us die together than us to stay apart any longer.

Falla: Really Rob, you've been great and I love you, but I feel he's my obligation. I have to do what I have to do. Stands up and puts her hands together

Rob: Starts to run to Falla NOOOOOO!!

Falla: A white light surrounds Falla and Bulla Oko....Lumoria....GOKAI!!!! The white light grows brighter and Falla and Bulla slowly begin to fade Rob, remember the shooting star... The light fade away completely taking Falla and Bulla with it

Rob: Stops running Falla no....DAMN!! DAMN!! DAMN!! Starts to cry

The next day, Rob starts to walk out the door on his way to school but his stopped by his mother's voice.

Mom: Rob, you dont have to go to school today if you dont want to. I'll call the school and...

Rob: No mom, its ok. I cant afford to miss anymore days. See ya when I get home... Walks out the door and closes it

Later, as Rob reaches the entrance of the school, he stops.

Rob: Will she be there? Of course she wont be there...She's not ever coming back... Takes a step forward but gets kicked to the side Ow! Jumps up Whoever did that...! Turns around to see Falla standing with a smile F-Falla...

Falla: Robbie-Poo, how's it hanging?

Rob: Runs to Falla and hugs her I feel you, I see you but I dont believe it...

Falla: Well believe it. Turns out the spell I said only takes the person you use it on to the depths of space. Dumbass me huh?

Rob: Hugs her tighter No, you're the last person who's a dumbass. I'm the dumbass. I didnt apperciate you before. You never know what you have until its gone you know?

Falla: Well I'm not gone and I'm not leaving ever again.

Rob and Falla share a romantic kiss until Falla puts her hand between Rob's legs.

Rob: Hey! Stop that you tease!

Falla: Laughs Sorry.

Rob Narrating: And thats how Falla changed my life forever. Gee, I wonder if a human and a cat and have kids...