Another year’s come zooming forward

So here’s a happy birthday tune,

For now you’re 18 and really cool,

With giant cookies and pink balloons

Crazy hats and drinks all round

The pub’s alive with jukebox sounds.

Happy birthday’s shouted loud

As everyone bustles in and out

Conga lines around the room

Singing happy birthday tunes

Decorations look so sparkly new

As my giant cookie comes into view

An amazing gift from me to you

And now you’re 18 and really cool,

Stumbling around is all part of the rule.

And now you say that you need to go shopping!

For a sparkly present that’s jumping and hopping

That twitters and laughs and that’s red green and blue

A special gift for me from you.

For now I’m the one that’ll be 18 and cool

And I’ll be the one to follow the rules

So I hope you enjoyed your birthday surprise

Staring and grinning with sparkling eyes

And when Jen’s 18 on April’s fool day

We can all get together and prank her all day

So many birthday’s with so much fun

And the year of coolness has only just begun!