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Author: Chobinus P. Brisdam
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Reviews: 11 - Published: 01-26-05 - Updated: 01-26-05 - id:1817559

OUR TRIP TO WHITE CASTLE (MMMMMMMMMM……..)

One day Bob and Robert thought “Hmmm……we’re bored, so lets go to White Castle!” So the next day they decided to ask their parents if they could go to White Castle. But the next day the evil, giant, White Castle eating caterpillar had eaten their parents and EVERY SINGLE WHITE CASTLE IN THE U.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Except for the one in Oregon.) So Bob and Robert thought “I neeeeeed White Castle and the only one left is in Oregon and we live in Florida! Our parents are dead and we’re only 12 so we can’t drive there!”

Just then, a llama stampede ran down the street. “That’s odd” thought Bob and Robert “Why would they let the llamas out of the petting zoo?” Robert then pulled out his handy dandy pocket compass and thought “Wow! They’re all heading for Oregon. Let’s hop on!” and Bob thought, “Okay!” (Note Bob and Robert are telepathic.)

They got a running start and jumped on. They were on the llamas for about a year and saw many exotic countries like Asia and Canada. (JK)

Finally, just when they were starting to get hungry, they pulled up to the drive through at the LAST WHITE CASTLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. They made their order and pulled up to the pick-up window. Just then, the evil, giant, White Castle eating caterpillar took a huge bite out of the opposite side of the White Castle, killing everyone inside. But the side that Bob and Robert were on was unaffected so they didn’t know that they would never get their food. They sat there for about another four years and just when they were beginning to think that the people might have forgotten about their order, the evil, giant, White Castle eating caterpillar came and ate them.

THE END



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