I met her in the dining hall

She was beautiful and here eyes were crystal blue

I watched her as she licked a frogurt

I wondered if she’d lick me too

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So would you lick me like a frogurt

Meet my pet trouser snake

I’ll pump you like a keg tap

And love you like a chocolate cake

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Frogurt girl you caffeinate me

In all the ways that coffee should

Still me, fill me, fascinate me

You give my heart morning wood

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So would you lick me like a frogurt

Meet my pet trouser snake

I’ll pump you like a keg tap

And love you like a chocolate cake

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You might have a boyfriend

Your love might be true

It’s not like we are getting married

I just want to have sex with you

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So would you lick me like a frogurt

Meet my pet trouser snake

I’ll pump you like a keg tap

And love you like a chocolate cake

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Doesn’t matter if you’re only seventeen

I want to get to know you if you know what I mean

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So would you lick me like a frogurt

Meet my pet trouser snake

I’ll pump you like a keg tap

And love you like a chocolate cake