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1. Don’t dare to push fate, she’ll push back.
2. You know that saying ‘Keep your friends close and your enemies closer’? Actually you should keep none close, they can all stab you in the back.
3. The world is a big scary place...tell it to fuck off and live your own damn life!
4. A picture is worth a thousand words...most of them can condemn you.
5. You only live once...SO LIVE DAMN IT!
6. P.S...what they fail to tell you is that half the time all that ‘living’ will send you to hell if you aren’t careful.
7. Never forget the dates that are important to a woman, they’ll kick your ass if you do.
8. No man is stupid, he’s advanced, we women just don’t see that yet...nor will we ever.
9. There are only two perfect men in this world, and they are dating each other.
10. Men don’t cry, they get things in their eyes.
And this is all true, I'll put up ten more soon if this is any good.