Royal Straight Flush

You never know what life’s gonna give you,
You never know where you’re gonna end up,
You never know when you’re going to die,
You never know who’s gonna hate you

It was a royal straight flush,
Set down by fate,
Made so that I would crush,
Why is me that you hate?
Your strike went straight to my heart
Shot me dead with a poison dart
I knew about your hate, all along,
But I wasn’t ready for your love song
You really had me fooled,
Strung me along like a stupid puppet,
Dropped me just as I cooled
At the crucial moment rang the doom trumpet

Played your royal straight flush,
And beat my bluff,
Dropped me when I was high in the air,
I don’t think you really care,
Just had to beat me,
Beat my bluff,
Knock me down with your royal straight flush

I always knew you hated me,
But then you had me fooled,
Next time I won’t be so stupid,
Next time, I’ll be the one with the royal straight flush

Royal straight flush,

Beat my bluff

Royal straight flush