Pigs might fly

I am that pig

Up, up in the sky

Pink and round and big.

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Huge, fat pig

But size isn't all

Chubby, happy pig

Whose ambitions are small.

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I eclipse the sun

I shadow the ground

I am the biggest one

Not deep, not profound.

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Simple, dimpled

Floaty, bloaty ham

Cuddly, unmuddly

This is who I am.