Rachael: Ella was gonna send a carnation to someone and she didn't know what homeroom...

Me: Heyeyey...

Rachael: I know how to unlock it! Click triangle...fart, I don't wanna do this. I know--Alexa, I'm gonna do it real quick! I know where all the things are. Gosh, that'd be painful...

I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!! (no, that's not what Rachael said next. I just know.)

One day, in my room...

Me: sitting and typing in my room LALALA. Blah. I am so bored.

George: sits up Hi.

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! It's a talking TEDDY BEAR!! falls off bed AAAH!!

George: nods Yup.

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

George: Yup.

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

George: Yup. This is the typical reaction I normally get.

Me: Uh, George...you've never come alive before now...

George: Yup.

Me: George, I sort of...created you. You haven't even been alive long enough to have a previous owner.

George: Yup. I know. But I like cookies.

Me: You freak me out.

George: Yup. turns evil

Me: You freak me out. Once again.

George: GIVE ME SOME COOKIES!!! OR ELSE!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!

George: YUP! THAT'S RIGHT!

Me: Okay, George you freak me out.

George: Yup. I want--AAH!

Me: What?

George: No more Welch's.

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! You're LYING!

George: Yup.

Me: George, you are a bad liar.

George: No, I wasn't lying though.

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Yeah right.

George: Nope.

Me: I'm going down to the refrigerator. walks out of room.

GeorgeL She shall see. She will see. We shall see--

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! WHO DRANK MY WELCH'S?!?!?!

George: You.

Me: Yeah, But I didn't drink the last sips of it. Did you?

George: Yup.

Me: GEOR--

George: I mean, nope.

Me: sigh Well then who did?

George: Dunno.

Me: George you are in denial.

George: Nope.

Me: THEN I MUST START A QUEST TO FIND OUT WHO DRANK THE LAST OF MY WELCH'S 100 GRAPE JUICE!!!!! glares at George

George: What? It wasn't ME.

Me: Sure. Whatever. I'll bet it was Rachael. Or PICCOLO THE EVIL HAMSTER OF DOOM.

George: Or not.

Me: Or not...Then who was it?

George: shrugs Dunno...maybe that crazy girl right over there who popped out of the bathroom closet named Emily with BLOND hair.

Emily: Hi.

Me: scratches head in thought Hi, Emily with BLOND hair.

Emily: Hi, Paige.

Me: Hi. Now, who could've stolen my WELCH'S??

Emily: Sure wasn't me. Even though it wasn't me. It wasn't. By the way. Not me. No. Nuh-uh. Innocent. Surely not guilty. smiles nervously

Me: I know, Emily. But WHO?

George: Well, Alexis is in your dresser.

Me: opens dresser Alexis...

Alexis: ...Hi...

Me: What're you doing in my dresser?

Alexis: Hanging out.

Me: Proceed. shuts dresser drawer Then who was it?

George: Emily.

Emily: George.

Alexis: Me.

Me: AAAAH!! ALEXIS!!

Alexis: Not me, I mean.

Me: Snap. S-N-A-P. snaps fingers Then who was it?

Alexis: Josh.

Me: Where is Josh?

Alexis: Outside in the street playing water polo.

Me: Ok.

George: opens window Well what'dya know?

(Josh is out in street playing water polo. Don't ask how.)

Me: JOSH!!

Josh: What?

Me: Josh A. you tell me why you drank my Welch's.

Josh: Welch's.

Me: ??

Josh: Sucks.

Me: HOW DARE YOU!! shuts window so hard glass shatters We don't need him.

Josh: I HEARD THAT.

Me: Keep playing water polo. And eat tar.

Josh: Okay.

Alexis: Whoops.

Me: What?

Alexis: I just ate a camel.

Me: That's okay. It's been in there for centuries.

Alexis: Okay.

Emily: Eew, Alexis. I need to make you over. turns to me You, too.

Me: Emily, every time you make me over, you make me look like a clown.

George: Except that one time.

Me: Yeah.

Emily: How'd he know?

Me: How did he know? looks at George funny

George: shrugs

Alexis: Whatever.

Josh: I HEARD THAT.

Me: We weren't talking about you.

Josh: Okay.

(Sam appears out of nowhere wearing rollerblades)

Sam: Hi.

Me: Who...

Sam: Sam.

Me: Sam.

Emily. Sam!

Alexis: Sam...

George: SAM!!

Me: Sam? Okay, whatever. Leave.

George: Why?

Me: Because it's MY room.

Sam: Yeah.

Me: You, too.

Sam: Why?

Me: MY room.

Sam: No.

Me: Okay.

George: No.

Me: Nokay.

George. NOO!!!

Me: Fine. Just shut your piehole.

George: Okay.

Me: SHH!!

George: nods

(Tyler appears.)

Tyler: Hi.

Me: Hi.

Tyler: Can I have a hug?

Me: No.

Tyler: Why not?

Me: Cuz I said so. I would give you one but not now.

Tyler: Why?

Emily: Cuz her Welch's is all drunk up.

Tyler: Oh...Can I have a hug now?

Me: NO!! You CAN'T.

Tyler: Poseur shoes.

Me: Stop.

Tyler: Ha.

Me: I can kick you with these shoes. In fact, they will probably fly off and infest your mouth with evil things.

George: Like me.

Me: Yeah. SHH!!

Emily: I wish I was on the bus.

(Magically we are all on the bus now. Bus 4.)

Emily: Yay!

Me: Okay. Now what?

Emily: I will do a foot soap opera.

Me: slaps head ohmygoodgraciousLord. No.

Emily: Yeah. starts foot soap opera

Tyler: Your feet...smell...

Me: Yeah.

Emily: My foot is going to have an affair. SHH!

Me: Oh brother.

Tyler: Hug?

Me: No.

Tyler: Snap.

Me: No. My word.

Tyler: Snap.

Me: No. My word.

Tyler: Crackle pop.

Me: Good boy.

Erin: OOH! As long as wishes are being fulfilled, I want LEGOLAS to come.

Me: Okay.

(Somehow, he appears.)

Erin: Yay...

Me: Happy?

Erin: Yeah.

Sean: Yequah.

Me: ...What are you doing here? You did Not ride my bus.

Sean: I am your COUSIN.

Me: ...So? Leave.

Sean: But--

Me: I saw your boxers.

Sean: Eew.

Me: Not really.

Sean: Good.

Tyler: Good.

Emily: Good.

Alexis: ...

Me: Okay.

Liz: Hi.

Me: You're my cousin too...WTF?

Liz: ...

Me: Okay...

Ben: It's FATS time.

Me: No.

Ben: The Skittles are coming.

Me: But I like Skittles, Ben.

Ben: Don't. They're deceiving...

Emily: ...They'll eat you from the inside out...yeah, yeah. eats a Skittle dies comes back I'm a CAT!

Sam: Nine lives.

Emily: Yequah.

Sean: AHEM.

Emily: Or yeah will do just fine.

Me: Okay. Now Bus 4 will go to school and we will all live there happily ever after. And Tyler will die.

Tyler: Huh?

Me: Nothing. You won't, if I'm feeling generous.

Tyler: I love--

Me: Shut it.

Tyler: --Ocean Spray.

Me: I SAID SHUT IT!!

Tyler: No.

Me: Yah...In this world, where dreams come true, if you don't love me or Welch's, then you don't exist.

Tyler: Then I love...

Me: ???

Tyler: ...

Me: Welch's?

Tyler: Both.

Me: AHA!! We've found our culprit!! TYLER WILL DIE OF BEING KILLED BY THE MAFIA!!!

Tyler: But--

Alexis: I told you it was me..

Me: Okay. But Tyler still dies in the Mafia. Fun game.

Alexis: Hey, okay!

Tyler: I thought you loved me...

Me: Okay, fine. A pinecone...

Tyler: WFT? I mean, WTF?

Me: ...will dispose of you. Bye.

Tyler: NOOO!!!

George: Game over.

Me: SHH!!

Emily: I wanna give you a makeover!

Bus Driver: Get off my bus.

Me: Sam will drive. I semi-trust Sam.

Sam: ...

George: whispers Be scared...

Sam: whimpers

Me: I heard that.

George: Snap.

Me: SHH!!

Tyler: Can I have a hug??

Me: No.

Tyler: Can I have a hug?

Me: NO.

Tyler: Can I have a hug??

Me: NO!!

Tyler: Can I have a--

Me: FINE... Tyler gives me hug Happy?

Tyler: Yeah...

Sean: I hate you.

Tyler: Poseur.

Sean: Hiss. hisses

Sam: CATFIGHT!!

Emily: Makeover time!!

Me: Oh no.

Emily: makes me over

Tyler: Ok...

Me: Bad?

Tyler: ...

Emily: ...

Me: Alexis?

Alexis: ...

Erin: He he.

Me: looks in mirror I LOVE YOU EMILY!! I look pretty now.

Sam: cough for once.

Josh: I heard that.

Alexis: you are never pretty. josh a...

Josh: Oh.

Emily: That will be five cheeseburgers.

Me: Ok.

Alexis: THE END!!!