Two?

One was enough

Two is too much

(Space.)

Two?

What are you saying?

Do I need to give one up?

(Space.)

Two?

Why’d you hand this to me?

What did I do?

(Space.)

Two?

One’s a good friend

The other’s a good friends boyfriend

(Space.)

Two?

What can I do?

What can’t I do?

(Space.)

Two?

Stop me!

Help me!!