And so, Felix, the crazy strawberry thieving monkey, ran into our story. And infact, crashed into Princess Agnes, who was eating ice cream. Which made Emily mad, so she threw her ice cream at Felix. It hit him in the head, and he blacked out. This thrilled the farmer, but needless to say, dampened our trio’s spirits. A knocked out monkey was no use in helping to defeat the sadness. That is, until Brittany the dragon blew fire on him, which woke him up rather quickly. And so, the slightly burnt ice cream flavored monkey beat the fire off his clothes, and looked strangely at us. Yes, something was actually stranger than a burnt crisp monkey.

The monkey, Felix, after cooling off, sitting down, and discussing the psychology of after burning trauma, decided that we needed to hurry to complete our rescue attempt. He lead the travelers down into a secret passageway, that wound under the city to the road that they had started on earlier.

Then Emily remembered about the ancient evil snake with no tongue, ½ a face, and was the most uglyest thing you could ever see, also known as Evil Guy A. Thinking about it made Emily shake like she was dancing to La Bamba.

The closer they got, the sadder they got and just as everyone (besides Felix) was going to give up, the band fell through the floor into a chamber.

So as Felix, and the rest of the company, were coming to their senses, Agnes and Brittany heard a weird sound ahead. They didn’t know what it was, but right then, Emily screamed. Agnes ran up to her and asked her

“Whats going on Emily? Are you okay?”

Emily just looked at her and whispered

“It’s the snakeeeee.”

and then passed out. Felix picked her up, and the spanish guy took out his sword, searching for the danger. Brittany was leading the way now, and the closer they got to the snake, the more they could hear another voice of a Greek man. When they got really close they could see that the Evil Snake was fighting with the man. They couldn’t really see the man’s face but they could see that he was winning. When the snake fell dead, the man noticed Brittany, and was ready to fight her when his wife, Penelopy, ran up to him and started to kiss him for saving her life. It was then that the Spanish Guy realized that the Greek man was his long lost brother, Odysseus!

Their reunion was cut short when suddenly, the ghost of the weird Hulk guy appeared from nowhere and drifted up to Odysseus, possessing him. He then took control of Odysseus’ arm, forcing him to drive his sword deep into his throat, thus killing him. Penelopy mourned, tears streaming down her face.

“Well...” Emily stated, “That was random and did nothing for us. Why are we here again?”

The Spanish Giuy stared at the corpse of his long lost brother, who was now soaking the ground around him in blood. He started to walk over to Penolopy to comfort her, but right before he reached her, a boulder fell from the sky and crushed her skull. Poor dead Penolopy.

So, now that being in the chamber was pointless, and everyone around our little group was dead, everyone stepped over the pile of dead carcasses, and followed the long passageway that seemed to be the only exit, besides flying.

After a while of walking around through dark and moist chambers the heros found themselves back in the same chamber with all the dead bodies. Brittany was sick of the darkness, so she told everyone to hop on her back so that they could fly out of there. Brittany flapped her dragon wings, carrying them up through a hole in the castle floor. She tried to fly higher and escape into the sky, but she had no such luck. She wedged herself in too tightly between the narrowing walls, and the travelers fell and slid down a dark passageway. Once they got up and looked around, they found themselves sitting in an odd bedroom with many beds of different kinds. After looking around, Agnes found someone laying on a huge golden bed with feather pillows and leaf covers in the center of the room. The person laying in the bad seemed old, he had a long beard and huge black eyebrows, even though he was bald. His eyes were closed and he was sleeping, but not for long, because the Spanish Guy tripped making a lot of noise. The old man awoke, opening his eyes and raising his head a bit. His eyes were amazing. They were so beautiful, and yet they looked so evil. They were a pale yellow on the outside, and red on the inside, with bright green triangles in the middle!

The green eyes with the freaky stuff as described above really flipped the Spanish Guy out. He was very easily excitable, as we already know, from multiple experiences with his overexcitedness. But anyway, the Spanish guy did the “aggh! I’m freaking out” routine, and ended up in a dead faint on the floor. Everyone applauded, and then turned back to the evil guy at hand. Our band of brave and weary travelers stared down at the evil eye man. And stared.. Stared somemore... until the Evil guy fell asleep from exhaustion from all the staring. Then the ‘plan’ went into action. Seeing as noone had really written it down or discussed it ahead of time, it wasn’t really a plan, but the idea sounded so much more official with the word ‘plan’ included in it.