chickens in the winter love cheese and crackers because the ducks stole the chickens beer so they could start a fraternity with the cows who live in Cleveland and now the chickens are to sober to eat anything else so the chickens enlist the help of a French-polinesian chiwawa named raoul who of course has mob connections as every respectable chiwawa should hes the cousin of the sister of the aunt of the niece thrice and a half removed by marrage of the nephew of the head of the mafia ,the goat fatherhe uses these connections to put a hit on the ducks with professional hit-frogs that is until one of them falls in love with a run away cheese grater who has issues with her father, the pope of monti-carlo who of couse is a duck once she explains her predicimant he is filled with rage against all ducks and goes to find the beer thiving poultry in hopes of turning them in to Christmas dinner but when the cheese grater sees them the wasted ducks that is she cries tears of melted cheese of course her reptilian sweety pie asks her “what the problem is baby?” she says she wants to make up with her father, so she flies to canad where he father is staying on business, she and her slmy little lover bum a ride from a simple goose from the wrong side of the tracks whos trying to get away from his rough past a lead a new life as a canadian mounty! The cheese grater sees her father and they make up and all is well

epilogue

the cheese grater shela introduces the frog whos name is francious to her father whos name is pope-daddy and they take to each other immmidiatly. Francious and shela get married , move into a simple 34 story mansion where they lived happily and had 4 of the ugliest children ther ever was.

The ducks ende u p saving a kitten from a tree they tought it was another keg of beer at the time and became national heroes and there fraternity cappa beata quack is now famous

The chickens went to the store and bought more beer and got wasted once more

And everyone lived happily, oddly, crazily , and freakily ever after

The end ….or is it?

Nope it’s the end .