Hello Mr. Saltypants.

Hello Mr. Moon.

Have you heard the laughter behind the walls?

Indeed, it’s a delightful tune. Just feel the softness and these pads; they’re quite the nice and warm.

Why yes, Mr. S, but I must digress, why look, it appears to have torn.

Why so it has, but I have nothing to rip apart this stiffened fabric.

Quite so, quite so, but when all else fails, you’re still considered a maverick.