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Author: PACHE
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Published: 02-24-05 - Updated: 02-24-05 - id:1842569


Happy Paranoid

- Parody of "The Happy Prince" with Joseph (digest)

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One day Joseph saw the statue of the Happy Prince without the heart.

He was half sinking in a pond and almost going to be iced.

Joseph asked if he should help him but the prince said, "leave me alone."

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He had his domestic pigeon and said to it, "Bring me back my heart. Do as I command you."

The pigeon replied, "I don't know where exactly it is."

but he just repeated, "Do as I command you."

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Joseph continued to walk and met the reed. He didn't know why she was there, away from other reeds. She seemed to be alone and began to complain to him.

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In the other corner of the same park he saw that pigeon was talking with company of pigeons.

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A male pigeon talked to a female pigeon. But she didn't understand what he actually intended.

The other male pigeon did, too, but in a bit different way. They asked her to join them together.

While she was a bit confused, they started to quarrel. She seemed to be puzzled.

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When Joseph was passing they seemed still talking or quarreling each other.

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He didn't know exactly why but he was sad and felt helplessly.

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He just took a photo of whole of them as a scenery, wishing, someday if he show it anyone may understand, feel the same, or sympathize with him.

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(There's no certain offence to anyone)

- basic ideas around 12th, longer text in Ebook written on 21st, and digested on 24th 2, 2005 H.H



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