Hey guys, thanks for asking.
Sorry dudes,
But I ain't got no
Stories.

Hey all, thanks for coming.
Sorry chica,
I don't have no
Rhythm.

Hey, nice to see you.
Apologies, querido,
but there isn't
life
in me.

Evening, try the shrimp.
it's delicious.
even though
that's about it.

may i take that coat?
no, no need to tip.
i've got a great
story
coming on, worth
my weight.