There once was a sheep

who said “moo.”

He mooed and mooed

‘til his face turned blue.

The other sheep

pointed and chuckled.

They chuckled and chuckled

‘til all their legs buckled.

The one sheep

still mooed like a cow.

He tried to make them believe

but he didn’t know how.

Then one fine day

along came a farmer.

All the sheep liked him

he was a real charmer.

He played with them all

except for the one.

He asked the sheep why

the one could have no fun.

“He is a freak,

he moo’s like a cow.”

The farmer just laughed,

“You should have realized by now:

You are the cows

who think you are sheep.

The one is right,

the moo he can keep.”