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What's the Rest of the World to do?
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Evil Zipper PM
just a little poem about perceptions about America. not meant to be taken seriously
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Poetry - Words: 89 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 03-01-05 - id: 1847716
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What's the rest of the world to do?

Going to Europe,

Where they think we wear stirrups,

And ride around on horses,

(Of courses, of courses)

Screaming "yee-haw!" with a lasso,

And sassing our elders so,

What is the world to do?

When they think Americans live in a zoo,

That we created by ourselves,

And not shoe-making elves,

How we brought this upon us,

By the fact that we cuss,

Nonstop,

And eat constantly at IHOP,

What's the rest of the world to do?

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