How to Capture a Warble Snoogle

They make great pets and can be used to make money. You just need to know how to catch them. What am I talking about, you ask. Why, the Warble Snoogle, of course.

To catch a Warble Snoogle you first have to know what it is. These creatures are basically balls of fluff with eyes and tusks. They come in various colors ranging from off-white to a deep brown and tend to be about the size of a basketball. Warble Snoogles make great pets and are prized for their tusks, which are used in medicines

Warble Snoogles live out on the prairies. They have no legs, so these balls of fluff make use of the wind and roll across the prairies. Because they roll, Warble Snoogles can be mistaken for tumbleweed. The main reason Warble Snoogles can be found on the prairies is their food source: prairie dogs. There’s nothing a Warble Snoogle loves more than a delicious prairie dog. Rolling across the prairies, they can easily snatch up a prairie dog for supper.

Now, before you and your friends go racing across the prairie looking for Warble Snoogles, there is something you need to get. To successfully catch one of these balls of fluff you need a Warble Snoogle Net, which can be bought at any local hardware store. A Warble Snoogle Net is necessary due to certain properties it has. To fully understand what these properties are you’d need an understanding of magicology, the study of magic. It’s complicated, so I’ll skip that part. All you need to know is that a Warble Snoogle cannot escape from a Warble Snoogle Net.

Now that you have your net, there are two commonly used methods for hunting the Warble Snoogle. The first is to just stake out a prairie dog colony and wait for a hungry Warble Snoogle to come along. This method isn’t very successful. There is no guarantee you’ll spot what you’re after. The other, more common method is to travel across the prairie looking for Warble Snoogles. This can take time but is much more successful than the first method.

Once you spot one of these elusive creatures, it’s time to catch it. First, you have to sneak up real quietly. Once you get yourself into a good position, you toss your net over it and catch yourself a Warble Snoogle. It will try to escape, but if you’ve used the proper net—which you should have— it won’t be able to. Eventually the creature will calm down enough that you can haul it home in your net. From there you can either sell the tusks for a profit or keep the Warble Snoogle as a lovable pet.

So, there you go, that’s how to catch a Warble Snoogle. It’s a simple and easy task as long as you have the proper net.