"After a certain point they should really just say, 'Okay, I've punished this person enough.'"

"Yeah, but of course they know that you won't stop trying."

"People are gluttons for punishment. Masochists."

"You wouldn't think life could be so cruel, but then it comes back and shows you it's true nature. The only way to avoid being sad is to avoid being happy. Which completely takes the whole point out of life. So then you can just curl up and die happy. Which makes another paradox. We are only truly happy when we are

insane."

"Grab me another beer, TopCat."

"Get up and get your own damn beer, you fucking louse."

"I'll get the beers. Fuckin' immature bastards."

"Naughty naughty, use good language."

"Shut the fuck up."

"OW! You threw a fucking shoe at me!"

"He did it."

"Knock it off!"

"Why do I even try?"

Because it is in human nature-”

“OWWWWWW!”

“KNOCK IT OFF AND GET BACK TO WORK!”

The End