Billy as a star

The crowd pressed forward trying to touch or smell him as their favourite actor, Billy arrived at back stage, the prestigious venue for the Oscar Ceremony.

His nomination was read out by videl wearing a spangling transparent dress and with trembling fingers she opened the golden envelope.

"And for his portrayal of an over-worked, under-paid chicken sexier in whatever the award goes to Billy"

He galloped to the stage wiping away several tears and snatched the coveted statuette from her sweating hands, "I'd like to thank my producer, my makeup artist, my voice coach ... (several hours later) and of course I'd like to say I am happy to get this award thank you"

The rest of the evening flew by in a blaze of celebrity glitz and it wasn't until pages birthday party afterwards that they finally got a chance to be alone and Billy cried because he had received a text from his girlfriend jade saying he was dumped. After an hour Billy stopped crying because he had 4 more girlfriends.