Disclaimers ‘n’ crap: Haihai peeps! Here’s a little collection of school-related haikus I wrote for our school newsletter. They’re pretty funny! Read, review, enjoy!

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Pencils in a row:

Dixon Ticonderoga.

Good erasers too.

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The principal’s office

Waiting quietly for her

To spell out your doom.

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Essay on paper.

900 words about war.

Where did I put it?

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Home team Basketball

Tigers beating other teams.

We have a gym now!

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June Play comes around.

Everyone is trying out.

Broadway, here we come!

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Going to Gym class.

Changing into different clothes.

Where’d I put my pants?

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Scoring on a test.

Got to get 100 points,

Not counting bonus.

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Teachers yell in class.

Kids act immature again.

What was the question?

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Boredom fills the room.

Teachers droning on and on

About random stuff.