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Author: gloriousphoenix
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Reviews: 2 - Published: 03-22-05 - Updated: 03-22-05 - id:1865315

The Voice

School is an unnecessary evil

The little voice said,

Why not blow it up.

The plans are here in your head.

I know where to get the dynamite.

I know where to get the powder.

So can we please blow it up?

It really will be a wowser!

Really, you must trust me

For I am the little voice.

We wont get caught I promise.

Beside you don’t have a choice.

I will take you over,

Destroy your little pea brain.

The school will be gone

And you’ll get hit by a train!

Then you, idiot, shall be destroyed

My life’s quest will be complete!

Oh crap! I just remembered

That means I’ll be obsolete!

Oh well.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!



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