BV-First before I get to the disclaimer, I have to tell you something, this (idiodic) story was written by me and my friend Zirrith.

Zirrith- READ MY STORIES! Or else I will hunt you down and attack you with my stale marshmellows MUHAHAHAHAHA!

BV'...As for the disclaimer, I do (not) own Inuyasha...but i do own Fluffy!

Zirrith- Well, you my own Fluffy but I own the spiffy coolie (copy, paste) Psychiatrist!

Ch. 1- Inuyasha Meets Schizophrenia

Psychiatrist-So how long have you felt like you’ve been controlled by another person?
Inuyasha-Well, first there was Kikyo….then there was Kagome…..

Psychiatrist- NO NO NO!!! I mean how long have you known about your two different sides???

Inuyasha- Two different sides? What the heck are you talking about??

Psychiatrist- Yes! You have a mental disorder called ‘Schizophrenia’.

Inuyasha- Sch-Schi-Schizop-Schi-

Sesshoumaru- Remember to use small words. He gets easily confused.

Psychiatrist- (nods) Gotcha

Inuyasha- (twitching, face all red and muttering) Sch-Sch-Schi-Schi….WHAT THE HECK DO I HAVE AGAIN???

Psychiatrist- (pushes Inuyasha out the door) Ummm…..We’ll get back to you later…..

Inuyasha- (struggling to get back in) Wait! I think I still have some unresolved feelings and problems deep down!!!!

Sesshoumaru- (picks up Inuyasha and chucks him out the 32 ½ story window) The deed is done (wipes the dirt off his hands)

Psychiatrist- Yes, Inuyasha does have problems deep down the even scare me….

THE END

Zirrith- Well...that was uhhh...

BV- interesting...?

Zirrith- Sure!

BV- R&R!