(BV and Zirrith looks up from their 'work' long enough to shout) WE DON NOT OWN INUYASHA!

Ch. 5- Sesshoumaru’s Mood Swings and Gender Confusions

Psychiatrist- (while taking excessive amounts of IB Prophin) pain! SO MUCH PAIN!! (takes a deep breath) ok…Sesshoumaru…sit down

Sesshomaru- (all angry like) Don’t tell me what to do!!! I can never be tied down!!! (all 5-year-old like) Do I HAVE toooooo!!!
Inuyasha, Miroku, Naraku, Kikyo- (come in and tie him down to a chair)

Psychiatrist- Thank you guys…now get out of here before I get mad!!!! (everyone leaves as she takes some more IB Prophin) Now Sesshoumaru, tell me what’s been troubling you. Don’t try and hide it (creepy voice) I WILL know!

Sesshoumaru- EEP!!! I’m SOOOOO confused!
Psychiatrist- Confused about what Sesshoumaru daring?

Sesshoumaru- Well…..sometimes I think I’m a girl….and other times…I think I’m a guy….and…and…..(tries to hide it but gets an evil glare from the Psychiatrist) AND SOMETIMES I THINK I’M BOTH!!!!!

Psychiatrist- How so??

Sesshoumaru- Well! Look at me! I look so pretty, prettier then YOU!!!!

Psychiatrist- Well…(takes more IB Prophin) I wouldn’t go THAT far…

Sesshomaru- (all huffy and puffy) WELL I THINK I AM!! (gets evil glare and starts groveling) I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it!!!

Psychiatrist- (starts to die from IB Propin overdouse) Help ME!!!!

(Everyone comes in and throws the Psychiatrist and Sesshomaru out the 32 ½ story window and turn to the camera and say, syncronized) THE DEED IS DONE!!!! WOOT!!!

THE END

Naraku- (ish tied and sitting on a wooden chair with duck tape over his mouth)

Zirrith- ZAP! (the duck tape holding the rest of the Inu cast disappears)

BV(hands each person a differant thing)

Zirrith- (gets her stale marshmellows)

Inu- (gets un-cooked Ramen)

Kagome- (gets a 10 ton bag of yellow feathers)

Sango- (gets a pot of boiling cheese)

Miroku- (gets slaped on the face for groping BV while she was trying to hand him his thing)

BV- PERVERT!

Shippo- (gets hot water ballons)

Sessy- (gets a video camera)

BV- (gets a stop watch) K, guys...READY...SET...TORTURE!

(everyone attacks Naraku with their objects)

Naraku- (ish now a cheesy, yellow feathered, marshmellow coverd, wet, person who is getting eaten by Inuyasha because thehot water balloons cooked the ramen which is nowall over Naraku)

BV- ewww...(high fives Z)

Zirrith- Nice work! (grabs two soda cans and a notebook)

BV- (opens her soda and starts to think of who will be thier next victi-I mean...patient)

BV- I have gotten requests for one on Kagome. I'll let the readers decide, should she get ADD? or ADHD? The fate of Kagome rest in your hands!!

Zirrith- Damn it BV! Stop soundin all smart and all! We all KNOW your as stupid as Inuyasha!

Inu- HEY! I resent that!!

BV- hush