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Celebrities
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We think they're so perfect... The story you know. The story you didn't know.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 04-03-05 - id: 1876611
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The story you know:

Perfect face.

Perfect hair.

Perfect body.

Perfect smile.

Going out with this singer.

Possibly pregnant.

Won an Oscar and a Grammy this year.

Not even nominated that year.

Acted in this movie and that movie.

Sings this song and that song.

Born here,

Lives there.

On the cover of this magazine.

The story you don't know:

Dad was an alcoholic.

Mom was depressed.

Geek at childhood.

Accidentally dyed hair green in this grade.

Loved Barney.

Watched dad beat up mom.

First job was a table cleaner at this crappy restaurant.

Walked into a sliding door once.

Grew up poor.

Used to be fat.

Joined Weight Watchers.

Was rejected by this person and this person.

Never had a prom date.

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