Why must you leave us behind?

We’ll never find anyone quite so kind.

With who can we replace you?

There’s no one who can do what you do.

Is there a way to convince you to stay?

There must be something that we could say.

Where will we find another teacher who can hide?

No one else has your ability to disappear when they turn to the side.

During Science and Latin, what’re we to do?

There’s only one person to ask questions – you!

Even if you’re replaced with an handsome young man,

It won’t matter – he won’t be able to do what you can.

Oh, why must you go?

We don’t understand why you must leave so.

Were we the ones who scared you away?

We hope not; all we want is for you to stay.