Scene: Foreign Relations

(Uncle Sam & Russia are glaring at each other, looking menacing, growling, etc, but getting NO CLOSER.)

Uncle Sam: I’m winning!

Russia: What do you mean?! I’M winning!

(NATO walks in, standing between them.)

NATO: It’s over. You guys can stop now.

(Russia & NATO walk away, leaving Uncle Sam alone)

(pause for a moment)

Uncle Sam: HA! I WON!

(Camera turns, runs after Russia, who is now sitting at a table inside with an Assistant)

Russia: Hmmm ... since we blew all our money on an imaginary war and threatened to destroy the world ... we should probably make peace with everyone now that we're bankrupt. (pauses, dramatically thinking)

Russia: But how? (pauses)

Assistant: (raises finger Eureka style) How about tearing down a wall in another country?

Russia: (jumps up) I love it!

(motions off Assistant, who runs off)

(Assistant comes back, where a bunch of people (other nations) are now sitting with Russia)

Assistant: Well, the good new is that the Berlin Wall’s down…

(New Government walks in)

New Government: Hi, we’re the new government. (shoves Russia off seat) And the first order of business is to get rid of all those stuffy alliances! Death to the Warsaw pact! Who cares about the regions?! The communists can go (bleeping sound) themselves! (shoves all other countries aside)

Russia: (begins to sob)