Hey hello what’s up how you doing?

I’m going to share with you a little something

You know how you talk to someone about one subject

That soon becomes three

And they are completely random

And yet are connected by a single word

Or sentence

That’s what’s called a tangent

My grandmas’ husband goes off on them all of the time

No he’s not my grandfather, which is what you all may be thinking

But he isn’t

he’s just my grandmothers husband

He’s an odd crude sort of man

I hate going anywhere with him

We were at Denny’s one time

Which is a restaurant, if you didn’t know

And well he likes to embarrass people

Mainly me

I’m a conservative type of girl

I like to go unnoticed as much as possible

Especially in restaurants

Because I have a problem with eating in front of people

I think it all started when I was little, I was always

The slowest eater and I still are for the most part

So people tend to wait for me to get done. They stair at me with a look

Saying “ could you eat any faster please”

And then I get nervous and think the whole place is watching me

It’s funny how people like to watch people do things huh?

Like I for instance like to watch people, girl mainly, put on make-up

It’s interesting to watch girls do this with such precision

Don’t get me wrong I like to look good myself

But think about how metro-sexual people present them-selves

I'm just like “wow I wish I could look that good”

I am comfortable with who I am and what not

Don’t get me wrong but I mean really who doesn’t have

Something they want to change about themselves

I mean look at the reality TV shows like ...” the swan”

That’s a good example.

Oh man, what is the world coming to with this reality TV eh?

I mean we have “ the surreal Life” “ Survivor”

And all of those others like “ American Idol”

That one I can’t really rag on though, I watch it

-Shrug-

Hmm. have you ever noticed that when you shrug it’s like

You are substituting the action for some imaginary word

Crazy isn’t it

body language is so cool though

I talk with my hands all the time

I was told that if i sat on my hands i would be silent

and it worked

crazy ,crazy, crazy

I like my hands

I can draw hands pretty well

they come out to be looking pretty neat

I like to sketch odd ball sort of stuff

people call me an odd ball a lot I don’t think of myself as an odd ball

just someone well rounded in personality

but then again that could be just me

But oh yeah anyways back to my ditty on tangents...