Bishoujo Kudamoro Senshi!

-Intermission: Welcome to the TregaGarbaVerse-

The girl looks so sad, standing there in the field. Suddenly, a pounding beat fills you, and the words of teen boys seem to caress your heart. A saucy smile breaks across her face.

“I’m lookin’ for my amphibian lover!”

The statuesque young woman darts about the field, not hindered by either her tall boots or vinyl outfit. It’s a dominatrix on the prowl, with a sweet face and wildly obvious Texas drawl.

Everything comes together in an instant-the music swells and a small frog appears on screen. It bears no small resemblance to a stuffed Kermit, but she knows better. Bending with a creak, she lifts the small green body.

“I found you!”

The amphibian is pulled in for a passionate kiss…

But it’s no longer a frog the girl is kissing.

Standing in the field, amidst the lame yet bouncy strands of a pop song, a young boy in drag is kissing the vinyl-clad hunter of love. Overjoyed, he skips about, long pink hair flying.

The newly-fulfilled dominatrix is slightly taken aback by this display, moving slightly from the spastic circle of movement her queen has surrounded her with. But it doesn’t last, for in a deciding movement the former frog trips and falls at her feet.

The girl looks so happy, standing there in the field.

-Now back to our heroes…-