A/N: I'll admit that I borrowed fromSystem of a Down's"Chop Suey!" for the line before the chorus... Anyways, read this like it's a song from a musical. (It's supposed to be funny.)

Cyanide Suicide

I’ve got a little something for you

It’s a glass of Kool-Aid!

With a little something extra!

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So when life’s going down the drain

And you can feel pain in your brain

Take a little sip

Take a little trip

And trust in my…

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Cyanide suicide

You’re losing all your pride

When you just can’t bear

And you start to swear

Trust in my cyanide

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When you’re feeling like a piece of shit

And you’re just about ready to quit

Take a big chug

Take some other drugs

And trust in my…

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Cyanide suicide

You’re losing all your pride

When you just can’t bear

And you start to swear

Trust in my cyanide

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Oh, the world is never fair

No one ever shares

Get a life

No one cares about you

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Cyanide suicide

You’re losing all your pride

When you just can’t bear

And you start to swear

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Cyanide suicide

You’re losing all your pride

When you just can’t bear

And you start to swear

Trust in my cyanide

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Have fun burning in hell!