Zion is a fictitious land very far away. The sky is iridescent and changes periodically. Its geographic features vary in color, shape, and size. It is populated by a small-enough amount of people who live each day in harmony.

Zion’s king is Jason I. Cool. The "I" is for "is". For his egotism he was crowned king of Zion. Why is that? So everyone gets what they want. (Suuuuure.) King Jason was once a poor guy living on the streets of Zion. He thought he was cool. Of course, his peers would just roll their eyes and take it jokingly, but Jason knew he would be king. And he did. Everyday he puts his crown on top of his dark, hair-topped head. He sits in front of his television, attention captured by his X-Box. Ignoring people yelling at him in Korean and English, he strives to master his game-playing skills and tries to acquire the perfect result of his diet, the "See-Food Diet".

Charles Blendin is an average somebody in the land of Zion. Aside from his love for simple things, soccer, and youth, he is known (or unknown) for his ability to blend in with his environment - much like being invisible (key word "like").

Stellie Bella is rich. Money, money, money! As the owner and founder of the Stellie Bella jellybean company, she is pelted with samples of delicious gourmet jellybeans every week! She is a very quiet person, but occasionally she pipes up. As an inhabitant of Zion, she seems to have gotten out of her shell!

J.O.E., short for Jolly Old Elf, is a jolly old elf - to state the obvious. His real name is Bubby Gerhart, but no one has dared to call him that. Why? Because no one knows his real name! Jolly Old Elf is very thoughtful and appreciative of little things. He is very humorous, too. Everyday he grabs attention in various ways. He doesn't seem to mind if he doesn't have yours!

Ace of Spades is an expert swimmer. Occasionally she turns into a fish. Ace is optimistic and very persistent. That's what she's known for.

Sara Newton is ever-changing in personality, habits, obsessions, etc. She's had a history of acquiring different personalities. Last time she was Bunny Bob and had a habit of counting things.

Known simply as David, he is a sensitive boxer. He happens to own nine television sets. Some call him "Mr. 9-TVs".

What do you call the product of business and eccentricity? Her name is Elizabeth Peppers! As Sara Newton’s partner-in-crime and a businesswoman, she also has a habit of collecting business cards, not to be confused with insanity.

In every land, there’s the quirky artist who’d consider condiments paint, keys fashion, and crushing leaves music! In Zion, that artist is............ well, she was born Abigail Rose Sangco, but she’s been known not just for her love for art in its many forms and strange wardrobe but for............ constantly changing her name! Behind the craziness of the artist we call (insert current name here) there is a very serious, emotional person as well.

Last but not least, we have the hero of our story, Dudeman! He’s the one that goes around fighting crime with mustard and his trusty solar-powered-firework-maker! Very few people know who Dudeman really is - Ivan. Ivan - and Dudeman alike - have strange obsessions with fireworks, mustard, and the name “Ivan”. To some it’s a coincidence. To some it’s dedication. To some it’s posing. Either way, it’s Dudeman/Ivan!

In Zion many different things go on. Day by day something is getting done.

Recently King Jason has declared that when there is trouble going on in Zion, every sign and item in print will read NOIZ instead of ZION.

New jellybean flavors: Cheeseburger, H2O, seaweed, and Green Tea - get some Stellie Bella Jellybeans today!

Mr. 9-TVs now Mr. 11-TVs!

Each day is a chapter of Zion, our Neverending Story.