Risqué Anime

(A Parody of the Beatle’s “Yellow Submarine“)

---

In a time not long ago

Some executives went off to stay

In the country of Japan

And discovered anime

They assumed kids would enjoy

These new cartoons’ art bouquet

But before it could be shown

First-rate dialogue was thrown away

---

We’ll clean up all the risqué anime

Leave it dull and gray

The show in disarray

We’ll clean up all the risqué anime

The originals can’t play

‘Cause there’ll be hell to pay

---

Never mind the shows were made

For viewers out of seventh grade

Now it’s changed for sake of greed

---

We’ll clean up all the risqué anime

Leave it dull and gray

The show in disarray

We’ll clean up all the risqué anime

The originals can’t play

‘Cause there’ll be hell to pay

---

It’s a hit, the show will stay

Like we wanted it: trite and cliché

Screw the fans and what they say

‘Cause in any case, we still get paid

---

We’ll clean up all the risqué anime

Leave it dull and gray

The show in disarray

We’ll clean up all the risqué anime

The originals can’t play

‘Cause there’ll be hell to pay