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Tea From a Dragon
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Steel Winged Angel PM
This is an attempt at humorous poetry. Couple girls from writing class asked me to try something funny. It's not my style at all. Oh well, I tried.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Humor - Words: 122 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 04-14-05 - id: 1885998
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Tea From a Dragon

A dragon I once saw

With scales of gold and green

He smiled down upon me

The most gorgeous ever seen

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His wings spanned over mountains

His tail crossed every river

The fire blowing from his mouth

Made my body shiver

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He took me to his dragon cave

And offered me some tea

I scanned the place from wall to wall

In case I had to flee

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The cakes were made of soldiers' bones

The milk from cows devoured

I think every knight who came here

Soon became a coward

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When we were finished he said goodbye

As politely as could be

I waved farewell and headed home

So glad he hadn't eaten me.

4/14/05

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