Jan, the five sharp nails, and Chad

Jan was very confused and sad

To know that her boyfriend wears plaid

For he was an Irish boy named Chad

Soon she found that he once had

Another girlfriend named Brandi

To whom he started going back out with,

After, he had dumped her to the side of the street.

Therefore, she called her friend Sandy

Who always kept nails at handy

Soon, after coming up with a fancy plan

They soon rode off on the bike that belonged to Sandy

To Jan’s ex-boyfriends’ house

To make him think they were bringing

Him some very extra sweet candy

As soon as he let them in with the very extra sweet candy

Sandy threw five sharp nails at the Irish boy named Chad

And so both Jan and Sandy thought

It funny to see the Irish boy bleeding was very dandy.