The Intelligent Girl's Guide to Grabbing her Geek

Rated: T (teen, I suppose)

By: Nom D. Script

General: Don’t take. I love my work.

Part 1—The Explanation

The Manifesto

Once upon a not-so-enlightened-time, there were two girls. Girl one really liked a guy. Girl 2 realized that her friend (Girl 1) was very, very pretty and wonderful and smart and fresh in an unplucked flower sort of way. However, Girl 1 didn't see any merits to such unplucked-ness, so Girl 2 decided to illustrate why this is good. The result? THE MANIFESTO, a not-so-illustrated guide to Guys, Love, Lust, and General Rules on how to treat the opposite (or not so opposite, if you're Gay) sex in matters of relationshippy-ness. That being said, go on to read daily rules and regulations on such lovely topics such as Love, Lust, Guys, and General rules on how to treat the attractive sex. Enjoy, and raise your feet whenever you cross a railroad track in a car. It's for luck in love.