A Meeting with the SLOWEST Psychiatrist Ever

So how do you feel about that?

I feel...hungry.

No, no, honey!
Your emotions.

I feel...angry.

Yes, yes!
Why are you
angry?

Because you won’t let me eat.

No, no,
You’ll throw it
back up!

I’M NOT BULMIC
I’M JUST STARVING!

So you’re anorexic?

(-patient smacks her forehead
with the palm of her hand-)

DO I LOOK LIKE
SKIN AND BONES
TO YOU?

Yes, yes,
We’re all
skin and bones!

...Look lady
IF YOU DON’T
LET ME EAT NOW
I WILL SHOOT
YOUR HEAD OFF!

Why,
That’s the nicest thing
you’ve said to me
since you came in!

(-patient smacks her forehead
and runs out screaming-)

Another one for
the mental hospital,
Pity.