I went to buy a car.

(That's nice)

The place wasn't very far

(It did suffice)

And what stupid salesman did,

(Have you ever wanted to be a dog?)

Was yap and yap and I wanted him to put a lid…

(Or maybe a frog?)

On his mouth…

(What about a frog on a log in the middle of a thunder storm?)

And the deal was slowly going south…

(You know, I could've sworn…)

So I just wanted to get out of there

(I wonder if I put it someplace else…)

But I didn't dare…

(I mean, how hard is it to find a louse?)

Walk out while he was talking…

(Is that my pet louse barking?)