Hey! It's supposed to be The Three Bears in slang. Just thought I'd let you know. yeah......whatever....you can read it now.

Once upon a time, there was this family of bears that lived in a forest. One day, Mom Bear called the pizza dude, and ordered three small pizzas, so everyone in the Bear family could have their own. Once the pizza dude arrived, Mom Bear paid the dude some dough, then told him to get lost. Mom Bear set the pizza boxes on the table and noticed that the pizzas were too hot to eat. So Mom Bear, Dad Bear, and Kid Bear went on a walk while they were waiting for the pizzas to cool off.

Right after the Bears left, this chick came and went into their house to see if anyone was home. She soon found out that they weren't, but got all hyped up when she saw the three pizza boxes on the table. The chick was hungry, so she figured that she would try all of the pizzas to see how they tasted. She tried Dad Bear's pizza first, but she said, " This is freakin' hot!" So, the chick tried Mom Bear's pizza next, but she said, " This ain't hot enough!" Last, she tried Kid Bear's pizza and she said, " Dude, this one is groovy!" So, the chick ate all of Kid Bear's pizza.

After that, the chick got kind of tired, so she went looking for somewhere to sleep. She found the beds and tried Dad Bear's bed first, but said, " This one ain't soft!" Then, she tried Mom Bear's bed and said, "This one too soft." Finally, she tried Kid Bear's bed and said, " This one is radical!" Being the airhead she was, the chick fell asleep.

When the Bears got home later, Dad Bear said, " Dude, someone took a freakin' bite out of my pizza!" Mom Bear said, " Someone took a bite out of my pizza too!" Then, Kid Bear said, " Someone ate all of my pizza, and I wanna get another one!" and Kid Bear began to cry. Mom Bear shushed him up, and when she did, everybody heard snoring coming from somewhere in the house. The Bears went to where their beds were, and no one was on Dad Bear's bed, and no one was on Mom Bear's bed, but there was the chick on Kid Bear's bed. So, Kid Bear went up to the chick, and shook her shoulder to wake her up. " Yo, waz up?" he asked the chick. She replied, " Nothin' dude, peace out!" Kid Bear really wanted his bed back, so he asked, " Dude, could you get out of my bed?" The chick got up and replied, " No sweat, man."

Mom and Dad Bear wanted the chick to pay for the pizza she had eaten, but the chick had climbed out the window, and since she was a pro at climbing through windows, the Bears couldn't catch her. Everybody lived happily ever after, except for the pizza dude, who really was lost.

A/N- I had to write this for school, and my friend found it amusing. And if you really liked it, or really hated it, or just really didn't care, press that little gray button at the bottom. Any type of review is welcome. Even like a one letter review, just so I know that you read it. And if you think anything should be changed, tell me. Better yet, tell me AND review me! Smart idea, isn't it? Whatever.

Aryanda