Hello, I’m ignorant

And violent to boot

I think I can beat on people

Cause I look good in a suit

The girls they all love me

They think I am a god

I’m not very good with words

Except talking about my rod

The girls they love to look at me

They laugh at everything I say

I can charm whoever I want

And it’s a new girl every day

Looks are the most important thing

A person can ever want

I spend less time writing the essay

Than I do debating about the font

In the end I am the victor

With a large house and gorgeous wife

If only those who have a brain

Could have such a perfect life